Brian Heming

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Hi! I'm a writer who enjoys remixing epic works and genres of the past to create something new. I particularly enjoy classic pulp fiction.

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The Lives of Velnin: THE BLACK CITADEL

$9.95 - Buy the physical book on Amazon $1.25 - Buy the kindle version on Amazon (affiliate links all. I earn a few more cents!)

Swordfights. True Love. High Adventure. Epic Battles. Action. Magic. Reincarnation.

I was 17 years old when I died for the first time.

I parried the guard's cut, feinted high, then swung Swelfalster, blade of the fallen star, low for a slash at his unarmored thigh. I scored, a line of blood dripping down his leg, and danced back before his counterstroke landed.


This is the chronicle of Velnin, Crown Prince of Tarmel, told through the dying words of his first incarnations. Vel is sent as a spy to the territory of the Black Citadel, investigating a newly rising power, the dark rumors surrounding it, and the fearsome might of its army: the Black Legion.

In his journey he encounters the charming Aloree, diplomat of the neighboring kingdom of Talore. Healer, magic-user, diplomat, bookworm, her beauty belies hidden secrets within her.

A fast-paced epic fantasy of swords, love, magic, and battles. Vel must protect the people of his kingdom, and make whatever sacrifices he must to end the horrors perpetuated by the Black Legion. But must he sacrifice true love itself for the sake of his people?

"You write action so well! I'm taking notes..." -Anthony Lee Phillips, author of
Moonthread.
"Fast, Exciting Read! 5 stars." -Alexander Scott, author of
Mage: The Way of the Mark.
"This is very well written." -Joseph L. Wiess, author of
The Draoidh's Cearcall and The LawKeeper Chronicles.

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: The Scarlet Citadel

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A heavily illustrated version of the second published Conan story, "The Scarlet Citadel" by Robert E. Howard, originally published January 1933. 50+ detailed full-color illustrations.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, has risen to the kingship of Aquilonia. Captured by a dark wizard and betrayed by former allies who lust for his kingdom, Conan must escape supernatural horrors, fight free, and win back his kingdom by force of arms.

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: The Phoenix on the Sword

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A heavily illustrated version of the first published Conan story, "The Phoenix on the Sword" by Robert E. Howard, originally published December 1932. 40+ detailed full-color illustrations, plus more than 30 bonus images.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, has risen to the kingship of Aquilonia. Shadowy forces conspire to overthrow his rule, and Conan must fall back on his warrior prowess to defend his throne. But what dark magic lies behind the conspirators?

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Murder on the Stellar Schooner

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A spaceman's head is blown off as he repairs the outer hull of the spaceship. A beautiful dame suspects foul play, and hires a detective.

Can our hero track down the murderer before getting his lights punched out?

11 full color illustrations. Old school pulp fiction meets hard science fiction.

A review from Royal Road:
Overall: 5 stars.

Space noir!
Reviewed at: In the dens of dragons
by Tim Craire11/18/2024, 10:25 PM
Very nice so far, after just two installments. A film-noir-style private eye tries to solve a murder on a spaceship, surrounded by dames and wiseguys, etc. etc. The prose style is appropriately over the top.

Although WE KNOW WHAT A SLIDE RULE IS :) or maybe the younger waves don't, these days.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Trump Imperium 2:
The Return of Woke-Masmoke

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Two years have passed. The mysterious and beautiful Karamaneh has vanished, without a trace. The evil supergenius, Dr. Woke-Masmoke, has returned to the heart of the Trump Imperium, with a plan to overthrow God Emperor Trump and put a Woke Emperor on the throne of mankind.

Can Agent 0007 James Trump track down this evil madman before the based world is ground beneath the foot of Woke madness? Find out in this spy thriller meets future history!

God Emperor TRUMP

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His name is James. James Trump.

In the fifth year of his reign, Trump Barronius the Third is crowned God Emperor. Amidst the celebration, a wave of assassinations of the Trump Imperium's luminaries flies under the radar. Can Agent James Trump track down the evil mastermind behind it all--the insidious Woke-Masmoke--before he brings down the entire Pax Trumpa? Find out in this spy thriller meets future history!

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