Brian Heming

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Hi! I'm a writer who enjoys remixing epic works and genres of the past to create something new. I particularly enjoy classic pulp fiction.

Latest Release:

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: The Phoenix on the Sword

$9.95 - Buy the physical book on Amazon $1.99 - Buy the kindle version on Amazon

A heavily illustrated version of the first published Conan story, "The Phoenix on the Sword" by Robert E. Howard, originally published December 1932. 40+ detailed full-color illustrations, plus more than 30 bonus images.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, has risen to the kingship of Aquilonia. Shadowy forces conspire to overthrow his rule, and Conan must fall back on his warrior prowess to defend his throne. But what dark magic lies behind the conspirators?

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Murder on the Stellar Schooner

$9.99 - Buy the physical book on Amazon $2.99 - Buy the kindle version on Amazon

A spaceman's head is blown off as he repairs the outer hull of the spaceship. A beautiful dame suspects foul play, and hires a detective.

Can our hero track down the murderer before getting his lights punched out?

11 full color illustrations. Old school pulp fiction meets hard science fiction.

A review from Royal Road:
Overall: 5 stars.

Space noir!
Reviewed at: In the dens of dragons
by Tim Craire11/18/2024, 10:25 PM
Very nice so far, after just two installments. A film-noir-style private eye tries to solve a murder on a spaceship, surrounded by dames and wiseguys, etc. etc. The prose style is appropriately over the top.

Although WE KNOW WHAT A SLIDE RULE IS :) or maybe the younger waves don't, these days.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Trump Imperium 2:
The Return of Woke-Masmoke

$12.99 - Buy the physical book on Amazon $2.99 - Buy the kindle version on Amazon

Two years have passed. The mysterious and beautiful Karamaneh has vanished, without a trace. The evil supergenius, Dr. Woke-Masmoke, has returned to the heart of the Trump Imperium, with a plan to overthrow God Emperor Trump and put a Woke Emperor on the throne of mankind.

Can Agent 0007 James Trump track down this evil madman before the based world is ground beneath the foot of Woke madness? Find out in this spy thriller meets future history!

God Emperor TRUMP

$9.99 - Buy the physical book on Amazon $0.99 - Buy the kindle version on Amazon

His name is James. James Trump.

In the fifth year of his reign, Trump Barronius the Third is crowned God Emperor. Amidst the celebration, a wave of assassinations of the Trump Imperium's luminaries flies under the radar. Can Agent James Trump track down the evil mastermind behind it all--the insidious Woke-Masmoke--before he brings down the entire Pax Trumpa? Find out in this spy thriller meets future history!