Brian Heming

"AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SATIRE" "a fun read and not to mention hilarious" "Peak fiction." "this is ironically genius level."

After the Kingdom of Dumb was attacked across the dimensional barrier by the Empire of the Smart, Amy led her team to take the fight to the Empire, along the way levelling up and evolving into a Luminous Fount of Dumbness, alongside Mizuno's evolution into a Techno-Mage Evolved Smart Girl, Misty's into an Armored Evolved Horse Girl, and Sassy's into a Hyperactive Omega Puppy Girl. After taking over a machine-controlled world of the Empire using Mizuno's hacking powers, the girls entered the Tournament of the Smart, a team fighting tournament that will determine the next ruler of the Empire.

Now they must fight increasingly powerful opponents, giving every match their all as they seek the throne. But can the Empire of the Smart accept a Dumb ruler, or will shadowy forces succeed at rigging the tournament and crushing the girls and their hopes to make a place for dumbness in the universe?

32 illustrations, full color if your device supports it

Monster Girl Evolution: Dumb

"AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SATIRE" "a fun read and not to mention hilarious" "Peak fiction." "this is ironically genius level."

On her way home with a report card full of D and F grades, Amy is hit by a truck and transported into a world of stupidity. Now, she must use her idiocy to defeat enemies both smart and dumb, evolve into the ultimate idiot, and remake the universe into one that accepts and celebrates stupidity.

Along the way, she'll fight and team up with other monster girls, free more than one world from the tyranny of intelligence, and show everyone the true power, love, and wisdom of Dumb.

48 illustrations, full color if your device supports it

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: The Tower of the Elephant

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This illustrated version of The Tower of the Elephant contains:

Original title page art from Weird Tales March 1933.

Over 30 all-new full color illustrations, plus more than 40 bonus illustrations.

Text and formatting based on the original publication of this story in Weird Tales March 1933.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, learns of a legendary gem housed within the deadly Tower of the Elephant. Dangerous enemies guard the tower, and Conan must use all his warrior prowess and barbarian skill to enter within. But what deadly beasts and dark magic guard this fabled treasure?

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: Black Colossus

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This heavily illustrated version of Black Colossus contains:

Original title page and cover art from Weird Tales June 1933. (warning: contains mild nudity),

Over 70 all-new full color (if your device supports it!) illustrations. (warning: contains mild nudity based on the original text),

Text and formatting based on the original publication of this story in Weird Tales June 1933.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, is called upon by the beautiful princess Yasmela to lead the armies of Khoraja. But what dark magic lies behind the enemy desert hordes and their mysterious masked sorcerer, Natohk?

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: The Scarlet Citadel

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A heavily illustrated version of the second published Conan story, "The Scarlet Citadel" by Robert E. Howard, originally published January 1933. 50+ detailed full-color illustrations.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, has risen to the kingship of Aquilonia. Captured by a dark wizard and betrayed by former allies who lust for his kingdom, Conan must escape supernatural horrors, fight free, and win back his kingdom by force of arms.

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Illustrated CONAN Adventures: The Phoenix on the Sword

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A heavily illustrated version of the first published Conan story, "The Phoenix on the Sword" by Robert E. Howard, originally published December 1932. 40+ detailed full-color illustrations, plus more than 30 bonus images.

Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, has risen to the kingship of Aquilonia. Shadowy forces conspire to overthrow his rule, and Conan must fall back on his warrior prowess to defend his throne. But what dark magic lies behind the conspirators?

Neural networks were heavily leveraged to create the breadth of illustrations in the story, capturing the epic detail, dark magic, and heroic deeds of Conan's world.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info

Murder on the Stellar Schooner

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A spaceman's head is blown off as he repairs the outer hull of the spaceship. A beautiful dame suspects foul play, and hires a detective.

Can our hero track down the murderer before getting his lights punched out?

11 full color illustrations. Old school pulp fiction meets hard science fiction.

A review from Royal Road:
Overall: 5 stars.

Space noir!
Reviewed at: In the dens of dragons
by Tim Craire11/18/2024, 10:25 PM
Very nice so far, after just two installments. A film-noir-style private eye tries to solve a murder on a spaceship, surrounded by dames and wiseguys, etc. etc. The prose style is appropriately over the top.

Although WE KNOW WHAT A SLIDE RULE IS :) or maybe the younger waves don't, these days.

Note: this is an illustrated short story. More info